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Not-a-Flamethrower

Not So Boring Terms and Conditions

If you’re a fan of Elon Musk, you’ve probably heard of his recent venture into flamethrower sales. Here is a portion of his Dr. Suess-inspired terms and conditions, which were obviously lawyer-approved:

I will not use this in a house

I will not point this at my spouse

I will not use this in an unsafe way

The best use is crème brulee.

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