Not-a-Flamethrower
Not So Boring Terms and Conditions
If you’re a fan of Elon Musk, you’ve probably heard of his recent venture into flamethrower sales. Here is a portion of his Dr. Suess-inspired terms and conditions, which were obviously lawyer-approved:
I will not use this in a house
I will not point this at my spouse
I will not use this in an unsafe way
The best use is crème brulee.